the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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