That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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