I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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