Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Randomize
