She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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