I just made out with a guy for $7.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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