just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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