:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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