Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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