how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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