She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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