ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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