it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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