We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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