The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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