I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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