I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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