Im at strip club and am horny
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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