ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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