I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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