She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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