dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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