so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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