so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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