he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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