her vagina looked like bernie madoff
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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