Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So drunk its hurt
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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