No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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