Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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