you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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