This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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