For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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