Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
