ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I booty called her while she was in labor.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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