I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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