Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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