How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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