Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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