you guys were way drunker than both of me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I have post one night stand depression
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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