I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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