Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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