Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My ass is underappreciated
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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