Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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