did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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