Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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