STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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