Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The air was thick with penises
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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