She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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