It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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