You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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