Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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