I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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