Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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