So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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