ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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